MOURNING WOOD by Heather M. Orgeron
Release Date: March 4th
Genre; Romantic Comedy
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Blurb:
She’s hard up.
He’s just hard…
After an ill-fated one-night stand, Wyatt Landry was the last person I ever expected to see again.
By design, mind you, as I spent the last two years avoiding him.
He was only ever meant to be a good time—a really good time—and now, thanks to one teensy little mistake, he’s back in my life and wielding an entirely different set of tools.
It’s not like I intentionally hired a bogus contractor to redo our chapel, and Lord knows I never imagined Wyatt would ride up in his pickup truck, like a knight in thigh-hugging blue jeans, to save the day.
But here he is, and to make matters worse, he’s every bit as charming as I remember, and before I can fully process his reappearance in my life, he has my six-year-old daughter wrapped around his finger, my parents eating out of the palm of his hand, and my best friend shipping us like we’re some celebrity couple.
Thankfully, working in the death industry, I’ve mastered the skill of compartmentalization. Keeping my growing feelings tucked away should be a piece of cake. Except, seeing him every day definitely throws a wrench in that plan.
Before I know it, we’re trading favors for dates, and as much I don’t want to admit it, the feelings for him I thought were dead and buried are taking root and growing into something that looks a lot like love.
Daigle Family Funeral Services… don’t be caught dead any place else.
About the Author:
Heather M. Orgeron is a Cajun girl with a big heart and a passion for romance. She married her high school sweetheart two months after graduation and her life has been a fairytale ever since. She’s the queen of her castle, reigning over five sons and one bossy little princess who has made it her mission in life to steal her Momma’s throne. When she’s not writing, you will find her hidden beneath mounds of laundry and piles of dirty dishes or locked in her tower(aka the bathroom) soaking in the tub with a good book. She’s always been an avid reader and has recently discovered a love for cultivating romantic stories of her own.
Connect w/Heather:
Website: http://heathermorgeron.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hmorgeronauthor
Amazon: https://amzn.to/3jnVYzJ
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Heather in all her wicked sense of humour, gives us unique, rip roaring rom-coms with intense love stories all the time. I was hooked from the first page itself, where I got to Meet the pint sized, 6 year old heroine of mourning Wood. She's Priscilla Louise Daigle. Combat ready with her boots on, she's a mighty sasshole with loose lips Sans filter. Normally whatever she WILL think, rushes out of her mouth minutes before her brain gets to autocorrect.
"Paw Paw says I'm like a sponge for useless information"
A perpetual source of hilarious wisdom, her encyclopediac brain stuffed full of unusual trivia, she plays the narrator introducing us to the rest of the characters and judging them at the same time.
“This is Wyatt. He’s my momma’s boyfriend, and when they get married, he’s gonna be my stepdad.”
Wyatt Landry is the honed and toned construction worker working on repairs at the Chapel/funeral home, run by Miss Priss's sexy mom, Whitney Jean. They have history together and thanks to Priss, they will have a future too.
The whole story had me rolling on the floor laughing my Ass off. Smartest, wittiest banter with some outrageous situations that heather conjures in her over fertile brain, had me in splits!!
From flying squirrels to Glass dildos and a lost condom in between, endless laughter kept rolling in waves after waves.
“Add condom fisher-outer to your list of jobs.”
The hot sex was an added advantage between Yum Yum Gimme sum Wyatt and oomph worthy, sexy Whitney.
"Not every Prince Charming rides in on a white horse. If that’s what you’re waiting for, you’re likely to miss him altogether. Maybe he’s sitting next to you in church, or bagging your groceries at the Piggly Wiggly. And maybe you just might find him during a drunken hookup on Bourbon Street."
They are the traditional couple whose love story is the backbone of this story, but the dog trainer Priscilla is the show stealer. Always front and center, she commands attention and I just wanted to squish her in my arms. No wonder Wyatt fell in love with his future daughter at the drop of the hammer.
The Cherry on top was the end scene..Omg, I almost peed myself, hooting in laughter🤣🤣
Read it and Laugh out loud all with the girl who put FUN in a FUNeral😂😂😂
5 stars for Condom Fisher-outer
"Paw Paw says I'm like a sponge for useless information"
A perpetual source of hilarious wisdom, her encyclopediac brain stuffed full of unusual trivia, she plays the narrator introducing us to the rest of the characters and judging them at the same time.
“This is Wyatt. He’s my momma’s boyfriend, and when they get married, he’s gonna be my stepdad.”
Wyatt Landry is the honed and toned construction worker working on repairs at the Chapel/funeral home, run by Miss Priss's sexy mom, Whitney Jean. They have history together and thanks to Priss, they will have a future too.
The whole story had me rolling on the floor laughing my Ass off. Smartest, wittiest banter with some outrageous situations that heather conjures in her over fertile brain, had me in splits!!
From flying squirrels to Glass dildos and a lost condom in between, endless laughter kept rolling in waves after waves.
“Add condom fisher-outer to your list of jobs.”
The hot sex was an added advantage between Yum Yum Gimme sum Wyatt and oomph worthy, sexy Whitney.
"Not every Prince Charming rides in on a white horse. If that’s what you’re waiting for, you’re likely to miss him altogether. Maybe he’s sitting next to you in church, or bagging your groceries at the Piggly Wiggly. And maybe you just might find him during a drunken hookup on Bourbon Street."
They are the traditional couple whose love story is the backbone of this story, but the dog trainer Priscilla is the show stealer. Always front and center, she commands attention and I just wanted to squish her in my arms. No wonder Wyatt fell in love with his future daughter at the drop of the hammer.
The Cherry on top was the end scene..Omg, I almost peed myself, hooting in laughter🤣🤣
Read it and Laugh out loud all with the girl who put FUN in a FUNeral😂😂😂
5 stars for Condom Fisher-outer
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