Wednesday, September 20, 2017

[New Release,Giveaway & Book Review] Birthquake by BL Berry

Cover Design: Najla Qamber Designs
Release Date: September 21, 2017


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Synopsis

WARNING: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to eighteen years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.

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Giveaway

Signed Paperbacks of An Unforgivable Love Story, The Art of Falling Duet & Birthquake (one winner); Signed Paperbacks of Birthquake (two winners); $10 Amazon Gift Card (one winner)
 
 
 

About the Author

BL Berry grew up telling lies. Eventually, those lies turned into elaborate stories and when she grew older she started writing them down. When she’s not hiding behind her computer writing, you can find her spending time with her family or catching up on her favorite TV shows. Rumor has it she’ll sleep when she’s dead. Residing outside of Kansas City, she lives with her husband, two children and black pug. Each day her family thanks the makers of e-Readers, because without which they would be living amongst stacks and stacks of romance novels. Conversely, each day B.L. Berry thanks the makers of e-Readers for hiding her book-hoarding tendencies.  

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Rib tickling romantic comedy which is like a breath of fresh air. I so needed to read this and laugh out real loud. 
Henley and Jeff meet per chance in the airplane from Kansas to Denver and fate takes over. Jeff is a typical guy , awkwardly babbling in front of a pretty girl and this breaks the ice. 

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" yeah, I’m kind of the master of fitting big things into tight spaces.” What the fuck kind of comment was that?

“You should see what I’m packing down below.”

They get together and ......
I'm not gonna tell you anything more.
Just that it's hilarious, its so wittily written , such smart , well researched writing. And it's very relatable. I found myself comparing to Henley when I was pregnant . Between all this fun and laughter is a very sweet , very sensible love story. They're head over heels in love and totally committed to work out any obsrtacles in their life , together !
where you walk, I walk ......remember

Hey, guys! I slipped and fell on Jeff’s dick, and his man seeds ended up inside my flower, and now I’m carrying his spawn. 

“Let me tell you something … Whatever you have done to my little girl, I will personally do to you.”
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what are routine situations and emotions of pregnancy are highlighted with Ms.Berry's no filter writing and sparkling humour . I laughed my way through the book, highlighted like crazy and will INSIST that you read this extremely enjoyable book and laugh your pretty asses off !!

"Out of all the women in the world and all the porn in existence, he chose to knock his rocks off to me. It was his subtle way of saying ‘you’re the only one.’ Now if that’s not love, I don’t know what is."

5 Milkman Cometh stars 


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My goodness what a great book that is full of real life moments! Like seriously, things that have truly happened to each and every one of us. Things that you think could only happen to you and no one else…

Jeff and Henley meet on a flight after Jeff hit the snooze button one too many times and is running for the plane in hopes that the gate attendant will cut him some slack and not close the door on him! Having everyone already boarded the flight and seats full, he is left with one seat to sit in. Of course it’s the middle one!

Henley is a school teacher and Jeff is a software engineer who enjoys a good ole fashioned Kentucky Bourbon. (Describes my husband in real life to a T). Between the two, they make an awesome couple that handle everything in life like it’s a hurdle that only they’ve been allowed to take on.

This laugh out loud, full of quirky one liners was a non stop read for me!! I very rarely high light any passages in a book but this one…you will find yourself being a highlight queen! Birthquake is a book that needs to be enjoyed by all!!!

My favorite line in this book was…
Where you walk, I walk.
Such a true statement that should be said between all couples!!!

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