Title: You've Got Fail
Author: Celia Aaron
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: December 26, 2017
I single-handedly built the hottest website for dating and relationship advice. Got a question? Scarlet Rocket can answer it for you. I was your modern day agony aunt with the solutions to all your pesky personal problems. The only issue? I was actually a man named Willis Halloran, not the female Scarlet Rocket. I thought my secret was safe. But then a sexy con artist calling herself Scarlet Rocket began showing up at society events, pretending to be me. I couldn’t let it go, so I tracked her down and confronted her. It went well … except for the part where she stole my wallet. Oh, and the part where she conned my agent into having us work together. And after that? Let’s just say she wound up stealing something much more valuable than my wallet or my [fake] name.
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This book was fantastic! Had me laughing out loud at so many places. Written very well and flowed great.
Willis Halloran is living the life. Running a website giving advice to people. Sitting in his office day in and out…coming up with solutions to other people’s personal problems. His website is killing it. Sponsor ads are bringing in the big bucks. The only catch is…his website is known to everyone as being run by Scarlet Rocket a female.
Scarlet Rocket shows up at a public event and everyone is talking about how Scarlet has shown her face to her fans…The catch is…It’s not really the real Scarlet.
You know this is a good book if the author can bring up Coach Lou Holtz and make it work in the story! Love Lou Holtz and I’ve never read about him in any book. (Go Notre Damn!!! Fighting Irish All The WAY!!!)
Will never put a bath bomb in the tub without thinking of this book! Patiently waiting for the Shitake Shocker ads to pop up on the internet.
Willis Halloran is living the life. Running a website giving advice to people. Sitting in his office day in and out…coming up with solutions to other people’s personal problems. His website is killing it. Sponsor ads are bringing in the big bucks. The only catch is…his website is known to everyone as being run by Scarlet Rocket a female.
Scarlet Rocket shows up at a public event and everyone is talking about how Scarlet has shown her face to her fans…The catch is…It’s not really the real Scarlet.
You know this is a good book if the author can bring up Coach Lou Holtz and make it work in the story! Love Lou Holtz and I’ve never read about him in any book. (Go Notre Damn!!! Fighting Irish All The WAY!!!)
Will never put a bath bomb in the tub without thinking of this book! Patiently waiting for the Shitake Shocker ads to pop up on the internet.
I've been laughing so loudly, I've scared myself Lmao😂 . Insanely funny , this book will have you rolling on the floor in no time !
I've been snaughling non stop, tears in my eyes and almost peeing in my pants. This book requires shamwow panties for an entirely different reason 😁
Read this book people, so fantastically witty and humorous , Ms Aaron is my new Rom-Com Shakespeare 😂
Poor Willis Halloran. He's a cute, nerdy type , realllllly sexy , hot nerd , let me add . He sits behind a computer in his pyajmas ( which I'd like to remove with my teeth ) , wearing his star wars bloomies ( a Monster Warrior from outer galaxy hides within😍) and he writes a blog!!!!
Omg it's like He and I are meant to be !!💏 we're both bloggers !!!!!! Give him to me Celia!!!
Anywho, so he writes a blog about relationship and sex advice under the name of Scarlet Rocket. A real Agony Aunt , except aunt is a dude. So his life is going pretty fairly well behind the curtain when Boom !! Real Scarlet lands up. Now she may be an Imposter stealing his limelight, his business, his name, his wallet, other people's wallets, some jewellery , some money clips..........
See, Ms Sticky Fingers Imposter Scarlet Rocket is a thief! And so fantastic at stealing, it's giving Willis nightmares. So they come to and agreement of sorts to both be scarlet and make bank .
The terms of agreement - He has to play sidekick, she has to stop with the kleptomania
Only glitch they hit - she steals his heart and never gives back !
I'm telling you -> READ.THIS.BOOK.NOW!!!
And you're welcome !
I laughed like a maniac whenever Elias came on the scene. He's Willis's friend who is inventing new sex toys every other day. His newest toy is
“It’s a dildo that squirts its own lube. The SquickyLube?
A dildo on crack, right?”
“No, you’re thinking of my rear entry device with additional vibrating fingers. This is more of a smooth-talking dildo, eases right in.”
Willis is a real nerd of the Star Wars category, he geeks our in Commander Reptilian movie, when he meets the Star Jason, he almost has his panties creamed......sorry Bloomies creamed. It was such a gigglefest, I had a hard time stopping laughing!
Then there's Todd, persistent and annoying as a mosquito, hovering around scarlet, making Willis green with envy. Its funny how his geeky layers hide such a cute sexy AF, funny persona.
“She’s busy.”
Willis wouldn’t give an inch.
“Doing what?”
“Sitting on my face.”
“Willis!”😮
Will Ferrell popped through my mind with a “that escalated quickly” meme.
I swear I could've died laughing 🤣
I thoroughly, rolling on floor , enjoyed this funny book
**wiping tears** go read and enter the Laughathon !
5 Flirtception stars
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