Sunday, July 22, 2018

[Release Blitz]: THE NAKED TRUTH by Vi Keeland

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A Standalone Second Chance Romance NovelBy: #1 NY Times Best Selling Author, Vi Keeland


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RELEASE DATE: Monday, July 23, 2018

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It was just a typical Monday. Until the big boss asked me to make the pitch for a prospective new client. After two years on shaky ground at work because of my screw up, an opportunity to impress the senior partners was just what I needed. Or so I thought… Until I walked into the conference room and collided with the man I was supposed to pitch. My coffee spilled, my files tumbled to the ground, and I almost lost my balance. And that was the good part of my day. Because the gorgeous man crouched down and looking at me like he wanted to eat me alive, was none other than my ex, Gray Westbrook. A man who I’d only just begun to move on from. A man who my heart despised—yet my body obviously still had other ideas about. A man who was as charismatic and confident as he was sexy. Somehow, I managed to make it through my presentation ignoring his intense stare. Although it was impossible to ignore all the dirty things he whispered into my ear right after I was done. But there was no way I was giving him another chance, especially now that he was a client…was there?
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Vi Keeland is a #1 New York Times, #1 Wall Street Journal, and USA Today Bestselling author. With millions of books sold, her titles have appeared in over ninety Bestseller lists and are currently translated in twenty languages. She resides in New York with her husband and their three children where she is living out her own happily ever after with the boy she met at age six.

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Thursday, July 19, 2018

[Release Blitz & Book Review]: Quit Your Pitchin' by Lani Lynn Vale


Title: Quit Your Pitchin'
Series: There's No Crying in Baseball
Author: Lani Lynn Vale
Genre: Sports Romance
Release Date: July 20, 2018 Cover Model: Chase Ketron Photographer: FuriousFotog


What’s wrong with my butt?
She means those words to be directed toward the woman beside her, not him. But he can’t stop himself
from answering. Not when her ass is the most magnificent thing he’s seen in his life.
Apparently, answering her with ‘not a damn thing’ wasn’t what she was expecting.
She likely wasn’t expecting the baseball she took to the face at his next at bat, either.
All it takes is one ill-fated foul ball, and George Hoffman, Lumberjacks center fielder, falls head over
heels in love with Wrigley Field—and yes, that is her real name.
From that point forward, George and Wrigley fall into a fast whirlwind love that ends with them eloping
to Vegas. And he has his potty mouth, titty bar owning, pain in the ass grandmother to thank for it.
Not that he’s complaining or anything.
Who wouldn’t want to be married to a woman that made his heart race like he was in the final game of
the World Series?
The only problem is trying to convince her of that.














I’m a married mother of three. My kids are all under 8, so I can assure you that they are a handful. I’ve been with my paramedic husband now for ten years, and we’ve produced three offspring that are nothing like us. I live in the greatest state in the world, Texas.








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A hilarious #RomCom set against the background of Baseball. The team is Lumberjacks, the player is sexy Ginger -Furious George Hogffman and he manages to hit the girl in the stands with the ball a whopping three times! What're the odds? 

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That's kismet for Wrigley Fields...yup that's her name . She's got brother Dodger Fields and sister Diamond fields( Lmfao) and brother is a douchebag. Sister is delusional. The oddball cvouple begin their story with her sporting a black eye and him asking her out and pretty soon she's puking her guts out.
I won't tell any more of the plot.
It's written with so much wit and humour, I was laughing throughout except when that thing that happened when that boy that was doing that thing with her.....#YannoWhatIMean!!!!
Lani has a wicked sense of humour, writes at breakneck speed. the story is just whizzing fast like a hard hit ball during home run. 
George is swooooonworthy alpha, sexy hot ginger with a beard ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ despite them both having a shitty family
I was not a ride or die kind of man. I had questions. Where were we going? How long would it take to get there? Who was I allowed to bring along with me? Was I allowed to have snacks? What kind of car was I driving? Who was going to be on there when we arrived? Things of that nature. I’d always been like that. 
He's hilarious with his nonstop questions
Wrigley really irritated me, her dumb "run now ask later" attitude was really annoying. And George had the patience of a saint !
All in all, I really enjoyed reading the book .
4 "Teeny" stars 

[Release Blitz & Book Reviews]:CHURCH by Stylo Fantรดme




Title: CHURCH.
Series: Church Duet #1
Author: Stylo Fantรดme
Genre: Dark Romance
Release Date: July 20, 2018



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A broken girl.

An unusual boy.

A beautiful face that hides a dark secret and an ugly past.

Sealed lips which hide wicked words and dangerous thoughts.

She would kill for him to love her.

He just wants to kill.

Maybe, if Emma Hartley prays hard enough, Church Logan can make both their wishes come true.

Fuse, meet match. 






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Author Bio


Crazy woman from a remote location in Alaska (where the need for a creative mind is a necessity!), I have been writing since ... forever? Yeah, that sounds about right. I have been told that I remind people of Lucille Ball - I also see shades of Jennifer Saunders, and Denis Leary. So basically, I laugh a lot, I'm clumsy a lot, and I say the F-word A LOT.

I like dogs more than I like most people, and I don't trust anyone who doesn't drink. No, I do not live in an igloo, and no, the sun does not set for six months out of the year, there's your Alaska lesson for the day. I have mermaid hair - both a curse and a blessing - and most of the time I talk so fast, even I can't understand me.

Yeah. I think that about sums me up.


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One thing you can count on while reading a Stylo Fantome is a book that is well written that includes many layers to unravel. Nothing is cookie cutter about this book, that’s for sure! 

Church and Emma certainly didn’t have the loving up bringing that others had. A rough childhood would put it mildly. So when these two meet, there is something there, possibly from their horrible childhood, that caused an immediate connection. 

You can talk to me now. Use actual spoken words. Your tongue has been in my mouth, so I know it works. 

They’re both smart in different ways. Book smart vs. Street smart. When the two are together, they are kind of scary…that’s putting it mildly! They play on each other. Fuel off each other. Totally falling under a spell. One doing whatever the other asks. One falling for the ‘love’ of the other. 

When something isn’t okay, it’s in its purest form. It’s moldable. Changeable. It can get worse, or it can get better. It can evolve. 

Yet as we progress, things fall into place. The ultimate in planning has come and the time to pull off the big event. Lies are uncovered. Truth is revealed. Manipulation was the only thing that could ensure a success. 

These is no anything. No point. I’m unlovable. Ruined beyond repair. Broken. 

Bring on the final book in this duet stat!!! Can Not even imagine how this will end. Fantastic book that leaves you wanting more. 







Emotionally Cannibalistic and Temperamentally Feral, this book has gnashing teeth, sharp bite and taste for blood. A raw story of tight-leashed monstrosity hiding in plain sight. Paul E Logan aka Church is a sheep clothed Wolf. Nocturnal, animalistic and hungry. He dons a silent cloak making him invisible, his aura green and dark, his talons sharp and gaze piercing. When he wants to hunt, the prey are his for the taking. One such dove in his sights is Emma Hurtley. A maverick, rebellious & revolting. They find kindred spirits and latch on. After a while the lines between predator and prey start to blur.

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I understand our relationship, or at least I thought I did. I know I'm the obsessed one. He's the crazy one. He's definitely in the power position. I'm the one who stands to lose the most if one of us just walks away. I'm the one with the addictive personality problem. 
Pretty soon they become enablers, dreaming of "GREATNESS" through each other's eyes. Their vision, their passion , their madness becomes one!.
I want him to take me to wherever it is he goes and show me whatever it is he does and scare me and terrify me and make me fall so in love with him, I'll never see the light of day again.
Emotional cannibalism? She wanted to be inside his thoughts. His touches. His every waking moment.
 


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Now the REAL DANGER STARTS. And I won't utter one more word about it !๐Ÿค
The emotions of this story are like a tsunami of disastrous proportions that'll sweep your whole person away. 
A force of nature. We will tear through this life and we will leave destruction and we will make people remember us.
After all, a tornado doesn't kill because the air wants revenge on the earth. A tornado kills because it can. Because it's there. Because it exists.
 


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You CANNOT stop the tidal waves demolishing your thoughts,you CANNOT stop reading, you CANNOT stop feeling . The characters are so layered and multi-faceted, it's so difficult to analyse them properly. They morph every few chapters. It's like whodunit of villainy. Who's the evil and who's the victim, you CANNOT surmise. Hell, I'm STILL shaking after finishing the story hours ago!!!
What possessed Stylo to create such ravenous characters, who knows, but you CANNOT but admire her precision and impeccability, I don't know how her OWN mind survived reading them.
“Church was simple, really. Easy. A quasi-sociopath who wanted to hurt people . A lone wolf who for whatever reason saw fit to grace her with his attention. But Emma was difficult . She was truly fucked up. Truly broken. And most of the time, when simple met difficult, it didn't end well.” 

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Brilliant. Supernormal. Outworldly. 
There are no words to describe how I feel, except stripped!! 
Laid bare, vulnerable and Raw.
5 "Confessions Of Church" stars 

[Release Blitz & Book Reviews]: DEAL TAKERS by Laura Lee



MY DICK CAN BE A REAL BASTARD SOMETIMES. 





When he takes charge, I’ve been known to do a lot of stupid shit, despite the fact that I have a genius IQ. Case in point: How I met the woman of my dreams. 

Now, I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I don’t regret that moment of idiocy one bit. It may have been one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, but you know what they say about first impressions, right? Well, I can guarantee that I made quite the impression that evening. (Don't worry; I’ll tell you all the gory details later.) 

Most days, she acts like she hates me—probably because I behave like an ass— but we both know the truth: Rainey O’Neil wants me just as much as I want her—she just doesn’t want to admit it. 

Good thing I’ve never been one to back down from a challenge.

*Deal Takers is the second installment in the Dealing with Love world but can be read as a standalone.




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EXCERPT #1
BRODY
“C’mon dude, work with me here. I swear I’ll be more selective going forward. GO LIMP YOU BASTARD!”
Okay so maybe taking Viagra wasn’t the smartest idea after all. Let me be clear that I don’t need it; I’m a healthy twenty-three-year-old guy. And I’m hung like Justin Bieber, only thicker. Yeah, I saw the pictures online—color me curious. But back to my predicament: My buddy swore the little blue pill is the ultimate sexual enhancer so I decided to partake. I’d like to point out that most guys don’t regularly get the chance to have a horizontal party with two hot sisters and said chance was presented to me on a silver platter. Before you get grossed out, they’re step-sisters so it’s not as weird as it sounds. And did I mention how fucking hot they are? We’re talking Pamela Anderson from the good ol’ Baywatch days. Not current Pam because let’s face it; a Susan Sarandon she is not. I mean seriously, could Suz be any sexier? She’s aged like fine wine—a vintage I’d drink like a motherfucking Slurpee. Great, now I’m thinking about banging hot MILF’s which certainly isn’t helping my boner situation. I’ve always had a thing for older women.
Anyhoo, I’m getting off track again. Where was I? Oh yeah, I’m sitting in the Emergency Room parking lot talking to my painfully hard dick. The commercials warn that you should seek medical attention if your erection lasts more than four hours. Well, here I am, EIGHT hours and TWO ROUNDS with the sisters later, with a fucking hard-on that won’t quit. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear I was being punk’d.  Who would’ve ever thought I’d be complaining about my dick staying hard for too long? If you’ve never suffered this cruel fate, let me assure you; it fucking hurts. I think I may have actually broken the poor guy. He’s raw from way too much friction and don’t even get me started on how difficult it was to take a piss.
Think, asshole! Think! I close my eyes and concentrate on some of the most non-erotic things I can think of: Kittens. Grandma Ethel. Munchkinland. Damn it, that last one made me scream like a girl but my spaceship is still ready for liftoff. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise; those creepy high-voiced fuckers are terrifying. TERRIFYING I TELL YOU!
I slam my head back into the seat, take a deep breath, and groan in frustration. I rip the keys out of the ignition and slide out of my truck as carefully as possible. With the front of my shorts tented in the most obvious way possible, I stroll through the automatic doors of North Seattle Memorial and walk up to the lady at the front desk. The look of revulsion on her face as she eyeballs my pocket rocket matches my level of embarrassment.
“May I help you?” she inquires with a side order of stink eye.
“Um…” I nod toward my bulge. “I think I should see a doctor about this.”
Her eyebrows reach her hairline. “What seems to be the problem, sir?”
“My erection-way won’t go own-day,” I whisper in mediocre Pig Latin. “I took some Iagra-vay and I think my ick-day may be oken-bray.”
“I see. So, your chief complaint is that you took some Viagra and you think you may have broken your penis as a result?”
I glare at her. “Lady, do you not know the purpose of Pig Latin?”
I swear to God her lips twitch. “I’m sorry, sir, but the purpose behind Pig Latin is not in the Employee Handbook.”
“Well, it should be,” I mutter.

EXCERPT #2
If you would’ve told me a year ago that I’d be driving to the beach, my Suburban loaded with baby gear, I would’ve said that you were certified batshit. The kid’s not mine, but his stuff is taking up half the cargo area nonetheless. Drew appointed me chauffeur this weekend because I was the only one with a vehicle that could accommodate everything. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. I’d pretty much give my left nut to spend more time with my favorite ginger, even if it’s just driving in the same car. Speaking of the birthday girl, I glance in the rearview and catch her staring at me. Again. She averts her eyes immediately and starts fussing over Drew’s nephew. We’ve been on the road for almost two hours and we’ve done this dance at least a dozen times. I smirk as my eyes roam down to her bouncing tits and I discreetly adjust the semi they’re causing.
“Damn it, Brody!” Rainey shouts as we hit a pothole. “I swear to God you’re doing that on purpose! How many friggin’ potholes can you hit today?”
Okay, I may be aiming for every rut that I can find. Lucky for me, the highway to the beach isn’t maintained very well. Also lucky for me? Rainey’s bra is not all that supportive.
“Why would I do that?”
“Because you exist to drive me crazy?” she suggests.
I laugh as I see her glaring at me in the mirror. “Aw sweetheart, if you’d stop denying how much you want me, I wouldn’t have to resort to playground behavior.”
She rolls her eyes. “You’re an ass.”
“What’s that? You like ass play? I’m game if you are, baby.”
Her cheeks redden. “That’s not what I said, you dick! Why are you such—?”
“Okay, you two,” Devyn interrupts. “Save the bickering for when there isn’t a child in the vicinity.”  
Drew laughs. “He’s one-and-a-half. It’s not like he knows what anal is.”
“ANAL IS!” Nathan repeats excitedly.
“DREW!” Devyn yells.
Everyone but Devyn laughs at that one.



EXCERPT #3
Rainey doesn’t notice me exiting the building, so I take a moment to watch her. She left the windows open, so I can clearly hear the beats of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” blasting from the speakers. Huh…I would’ve definitely pegged her as a pop music junkie. My mouth opens in surprise as I realize that she’s rapping along to the lyrics perfectly. Never one to miss an opportunity to mess with her, I hunch down and round the back of my Suburban like a creeper. Once I reach the driver’s door, I do my best impression of a Jack-in-the-Box, causing her to jump out of her seat.
“Jesus H, Brody!” she shrieks. “You scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?”
“Enjoying the show, Nikki Minaj. Impressive rap skills you have there.”
Her cheeks flush but she’s trying to play it cool. “Ha! I wish! That woman’s ass could rule the world.”
I bark in laughter. “Don’t sell yourself short, darlin’. I’d follow your ass anywhere.”
She scoots over the console and slides into the passenger seat. “You’d follow any ass if it meant you were getting some.”
“Not true,” I argue as I get in. “Not everyone can fill out a pair of jeans like you do.”
She looks down at her denim-clad legs and smirks. “Guys have it so easy. If you only knew how much trouble getting into a pair of jeans can be when you have hips and an ass.”
“Honey, the only thing I care about is getting you out of those jeans. You can get in them any way you want.”
“I walked right into that one, didn’t I?”
“You sure did.”
“Are you ever going to give up?”
“Not likely,” I say with a shrug. “But I get the feeling you don’t mind so much.”
“Maybe not,” she smirks. “You’re certainly good for a laugh.”
“I’m good for multiple orgasms too. You should give that a try.”



EXCERPT #4
RAINEY
“How the hell did you miss that?” Drew yells at the TV. “You have one job, cocksucker! One job! How hard is it to kick a damn ball through the goal post?”
I’m at Devyn’s house for our regular Sunday Funday. If I’m not on shift at the hospital, I’m here, enjoying a day filled with three of my favorite things: football, beer, and pizza.
Devyn’s smiling from ear to ear, jumping up and down. “Yes! Oh, I’m sooooo sorry your team can’t keep up. You owe me twenty bucks, Andrew!” Her face morphs into stern mom mode. “And put a dollar in the jar.”
Sunday hangouts are always fun at the Summers siblings’ abode, but especially when the Seahawks are playing their rival, the Forty-Niners. Devyn and her brother are staunch supporters of opposite teams. The Niners just won in overtime and needless to say, Drew is not happy about it.
Drew mutters something that sounds suspiciously like, “Fucking Niners” as he walks over to the kitchen to deposit a dollar into the big jar on top of the fridge.
“I heard that!” Devyn calls. “Two bucks!”
I’m pretty sure that jar gets more action than my showerhead during a dry spell. Drew and his friends have trouble filtering their four-letter-words around the little three-year-old parrot known as Nathan. When Nate repeated his first bad word, Devyn implemented the swear jar. Everyone who steps into their condo is subjected to it. You curse, you put a dollar in the jar. Devyn must empty that thing out every other week. She says that Uncle Drew is going to single-handedly pay for Nate’s college education. From what I’ve seen, that’s entirely possible.



EXCERPT #5
“Happy Birthday, dear Nathan. Happy Birthday to you.”
As our collective group finishes singing, little Nate attempts to blow out the candles on his cake. I make a mental note to refuse a piece when I see his spittle flying everywhere.
“Good job, sweetie!” Devyn praises.
You’re probably wondering how I got roped into attending a four-year-old’s birthday party. The answer to that is two-fold: one, Uncle Drew would kick my ass if I didn’t show. The second reason is standing right next to me, smelling like fucking peaches, which my dick really seems to like.
“Mommy, I did it! Im’a big boy!” Nathan says with a fist pump.
Okay, my presence may have a little to do with the fact that this kid is fucking adorable.
I lean into my neighbor’s ear so only she can hear me. “So, Rainey. Do you want to duck out of here and get naked?
She swats me away and whispers, “Shut up! Nobody is getting naked!”
“Tell me, how many times did you make yourself come last night while thinking about me?” I prod. “Feel free to give me the recap in explicit detail.”
Rainey digs her nails into my forearm and yanks me to the back of the small crowd. “First of all, you’re a pig. This is probably the least appropriate conversation to have at a toddler’s birthday party.”
I match her whisper when I ask, “And second of all?”
I don’t know why I always goad her. Other than the fact that angry Rainey is wicked hot, that is.
She rolls her eyes. “And second of all, what I do in the privacy of my bedroom is none of your business.”
“What about what happens between you and me in the bedroom?”
Nothing will ever happen between you and me in the bedroom.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure,” I counter. “You know chemistry has never been a problem for us and you’re bound to get sick of your battery-operated boyfriend one of these days. And when that happens, I’d be more than happy to take care of you.”
“You’re ridiculous,” she scoffs. “For your information, it keeps me plenty satisfied.”
I smirk. “So, you admit that no one is warming your bed these days?”
“I’m not admitting anything,” she says, a little defensively.
“Besides the fact that you want me, you mean?”
“I do not want you, Brody. The sooner you get that through your thick skull, the better.”
I waggle my eyebrows. “You know what else is thick?”
She shoots me a side glare. “I’m done with this conversation.”
“You keep telling yourself that, honey.”




ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Laura's passion has always been storytelling. She spent most of her life with her nose in a book thinking of alternate endings or continuations to the story. She won her first writing contest at the ripe old age of nine, earning a trip to the state capital to showcase her manuscript. Thankfully for her, those early works will never see the light of day again! 


Laura lives in the Pacific Northwest with her wonderful husband, two beautiful children, and three of the most poorly behaved cats in existence. She likes her fruit smoothies filled with rum, her cupboards stocked with Cadbury's chocolate, and her music turned up loud. When she's not writing or watching HGTV, she's reading anything she can get her hands on. She's a sucker for spicy romances, especially those involving vampires, bad boys, or cowboys! 



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T-Shirt – Thomas Rhett
Make Me Like You – Gwen Stefani
NO – Meghan Trainor
My Kind of Crazy – Brantley Gilbert
Want to Want Me – Jason Derulo
Different For Girls–Dierks Bentley, Elle King
Whiskey And You – Josh Halverson
Into You – Ariana Grande
Hey, Soul Sister – Train
Company – Justin Bieber
Dibs – Kelsea Ballerini
You and Tequila – Kenny Chesney
My Eyes – Blake Shelton
Hate That I Love You-Rihanna, Ne-Yo
What The Hell Did I Say – Dierks Bentley
Slow Hands – Niall Horan
Flatliner - Cole Swindell, Dierks Bentley
Black – Dierks Bentley
Making My Way to You – Cole Swindell
My Girl – Dylan Scott
Undo It – Carrie Underwood
How Long – Charlie Puth
Die A Happy Man – Thomas Rhett
Body Like A Back Road – Sam Hunt
Peter Pan – Kelsea Ballerini
Sorry Not Sorry – Demi Lovato
Sexy Dirty Love – Demi Lovato
Singles You Up – Jordan Davis
Happens Like That – Granger Smith
One Number Away – Luke Combs
The Fighter-Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood
In Case You Didn’t Know – Brett Young
Get To You – Michael Ray
Wait – Maroon 5
Go Ahead and Break My Heart – Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani
End Game – Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Future
Meant to Be – Bebe Rexha, Florida Georgia Line
Delicate – Taylor Swift

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This book…was the perfect book I needed to read today. From the opening scene…



“I took some Iagra-vay and I think my ick-day may be oken-bray” 



It’s from this opening scene, we truly get a grasp for who Brody Harris is. A 24-year-old playboy. One that has no filter and tells everything the way he sees it. He’s a playboy attending graduate school, studying to become a Aerospace Engineer. So not only does he have the playboy moves, he’s pretty darn smart.



Rainey is the nurse from that most memorable visit that Brody made to the local hospital. She’s someone who Brody can’t get out of his head. There are things going on in Rainey’s life that prevent her from taking a bite of the apple known as Brody. 



Brody is a tough cookie when it comes to pursuing a gal. When he laid eyes on Rainey, he wanted her. It’s been years now and they are friends. He can’t believe that their friendship has gone on this long without bedding her yet. 



The banter between these two is really something! Turning pages as quickly as I could read the words, this book had me hooked. What a great story Laura Lee brought us with this one. I am off to check out her other books!!! 








Chris Hemsworth for being the perfect Thor. #HaveYouSeenTheSizeOfHisHammer 

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Laugh Out Loud and Slap Your Thigh kinda RomCom which had me hooting with laughter at EVERY PAGE! First of all I think Laura is Leroy, hear me out, cause how do you think like a man SO PERFECTLY. It's like she grew D and Balls just for the book! Omg it was so typically authentic Male POV, it was freaky. I come from a family of pompous, cocky men and they all speak and think like Brody Harris !! So on that count....WELL DONE Laura!!

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Usually, all I care about is whether they want it hard and dirty or slow and dirty. Reverse cowgirl or doggy-style? Face-sitting or getting licked from behind? I’m sure you get the point.
She has this je ne sais quoi quality about her,she’s the perfect combination of a porn star and the girl-next-door.
 

Brody is a Man-Child, full of relentless Cockiness and persistent Flirtiness, he's a charmer, smug and cheeky. And he's oh-so-awesome hot. This manslut has a problem one day 
“My erection-way won’t go own-day,” I whisper in mediocre Pig Latin. “I took some Iagra-vay and I think my ick-day may be oken-bray.” 

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So he goes to ER where he meets Rainey, a nurse in scrubs but for him it's spank bank material. She's redhead, beautiful and very much TAKEN girl. Look-Don't Touch kinds ! And men being men would do exactly what they're told not to do, so Brody has a boner for Rainey and she's not interested so he pursues her...over a span of 4 years and 3 months. She's been fooled once so she's ashamed enough not to be fooled again. She's staying far faaaaaaar away from men.
“Hot guys.Cocky guys. Guys that are charming as hell and can easily hook a woman. Guys who like variety —perfectly happy having a new woman in their bed every night. You’re like wild Mustangs—gorgeous creatures that are restless and almost impossible to tame. 
Oh btw, hats off to Laura for making the girl older than the boy #GoCougar!! 
Some twists and turns later they venture into Friends-With-benefits territory where things get complicated. 
I'm not gonna say no more!!

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One thing noteworthy to mention here. Laura manages to dangle the carrot just high. The build up of sexual chemistry is constant but not too much so we lose interest and not too little to make it unbelievable, it's just the right amount of time spent on banter and innuendos. The sex which eventually happens is hotter and uncontainable like the current fire in Yosemite Park (bad example, but you get the point). And God bless her kinky, filthy soul cause she gives us the ultimate bombdiggity sex!! there's ANAL!! Wowza, Kazoom Anal!!!๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ž
It’s sacred, almost, even when it’s really, really dirty.” 
Read the hilarious, witty, slapstick book I finished in one setting !!! And wear your super shamwow panties, better still -Take Them off!๐Ÿ˜‚
4.5 "MP" stars 

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