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BY SHABBY SHABNAMARORA
The best and worst part of the day in a single moms life - when the ice cream truck rolls by.
Your precious doll will run outside and get amped on sugar rush , squeezing the last drop of energy from you .
And kids love that Ice Cream guy more than their parents at that given time !!
You know what helps - if the ice cream man is a dollop of sexy with dimples and an insane body, to hump and he crushes on YOU !!.
Dream perfect scenario. And Samantha has this delicious , sweet and sexy , flavour of the year , Ice cream guy following her around. And her doll - Lennon has him wrapped around her pudgy adorable finger.
Sammy is struggling a bit, having left Seattle, trying to make it in DC, handling her tough job, being a single mom, trying to catch up with her toddlers tantrums and demands . She meets Jake and the woman in her stirs . It's time to think of herself too .
"it’s nice just to be looked at like I’m a woman and not a diaper-bag carrier or warm body who sleeps beside him. I guess, just the possibility of something new. The mysterious excitement. The newness of experiencing someone the first time.”
But nobody told Jake Brady that 3 year olds are tougher than handling a sleeping beast. She's a handful and mouthy too .
"No one ever told me that dealing with a toddler was like deciding whether to cut the red wire or the blue wire. If I put in a Disney movie, depending on which one, would she get more tired and settle down or would it amp her up? Would an Oreo give her a sugar high, or were strawberry fruit snacks the way to go? When she asked for a bedtime story, which one put her to sleep and which had her pleading for another story?"
Kids throw tantrums, jump on your bed, spill stuff, make a mess and cry/shriek for no reason
That's enough to throw a single guy off the route of being a proxy parent. Dating a single mom has a lot of baggage attached , literally. But Jake wants to step up and take on this monumental responsibility , because he likes Samantha.
The story then goes on to document the hilarious and sexy times in Sammy and Jake's dating diaries, and of course cock-blocking Lennon too.
It's a very funny, very sweet story.
I really enjoyed reading it